“If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first.
really just wanna sit on someone’s lap and make out rn
"I am lonely, yet not everybody will do. I don’t know why, some people fill the gaps and others emphasize my loneliness."
Anaïs Nin (via plasticbats)
"BITCH ME TOO!! The fuck?"
me agreeing with someone (via bitchesaloud)
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"